7.62x54R Spam Can Fleece Throw Blanket

For when you need maximum comfort capacity in minimum storage space.

This ultra-soft minky throw blanket faithfully replicates the legendary 7.62x54R spam can design—the sealed metal treasure chest that kept Mosin food fresh from 1947 to your gun safe. Featuring authentic Soviet military markings, Cyrillic text, and that unmistakable Eastern Bloc aesthetic, this blanket celebrates the finest budget surplus ammunition ever to cross an ocean.

The premium minky fleece delivers the kind of warmth that makes you forget your heating bill, much like how 440 rounds for $89 made you forget you already had 2,000 rounds in the basement. Unlike actual spam cans, this one won't require a can opener, won't leak cosmoline on your carpet, and won't make your wife ask "how much ammunition do you need?"

• Premium minky fleece construction - Softer than a 1943 Izhevsk headstamp
• Authentic spam can graphics - Complete with Soviet markings and that green you know and love
• 30" x 40" or 40" x 60" generous size - Perfect for bench rest sessions or basement naps
• Machine washable - No cosmoline removal required
• Fade-resistant printing - Won't corrode like that one can you left in the shed

Care instructions

- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)

- Tumble dry: low heat